remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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