I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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