there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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