What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
please come you make the beer taste better
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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