If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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