You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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