So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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