I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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