Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
how drunk are you?
Several
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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