What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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