her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
