He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
