Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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