i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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