she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This couple is walking their pig around campus
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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