but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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