Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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