Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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