I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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