Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Alive.
So much puke
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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