Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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