and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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