Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
