fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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