Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this beer tastes like vomit already
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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