Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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