So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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