is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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