Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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