I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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