i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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