Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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