i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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