I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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