Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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