We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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