id be glad to
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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