oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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