So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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