Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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