I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
God, I missed his penis.
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