There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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