He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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