Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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