When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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