they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i wish my penis had a tongue
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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