i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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