Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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