i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Randomize
