Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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