how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
