when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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