Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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