Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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